I had to cut this for largeness... Click "Read More" or whatever it is to read it.
So I was talking to Des and...
"bob says: Little Larry Lies Alot? Des says: Who? bob says: You Des says: What do you mean? bob says: What do YOU mean? Des says: What do you mean, i didn't lie. bob says: That's exactly what Mr. Calophragle said. Des says: Calophragle? Are you high? bob says: Always But that's not why Des says: Ok. bob says: Ok what? Des says: How did i lie? bob says: You remember what you did Des says: No, i don't... bob says: You know what you must do Des says: No, i don't... bob says: Alright, I guess this means I have to explain the plan AGAIN. Well? What do you think? Des says: I think you should explain. bob says: I just did Des says: NO. YOU DIDN'T. bob says: What's the last thing you remember? Des says: Putting a history textbook back on the shelf... bob says: Remember the guy on the book? Des says: ... There was an American flag, words, and blue background... Nothing else. bob says: That blue background will tell you Des says: Ok. bob says: Are you ready? *The conversation ends here*"
In my defense, the blue background was distracting. You probably should have been more specific as to WHICH blue background you meant. I was talking to my wall for half an hour...